Global Warming... it's all about the farts

Forget Carbon footprints, we need to focus on farts. It's passing gas that is melting the ice caps. It's flatulation not SUV's that are the problem. We need to focus our efforts on eliminating gas. We all need to ask, "can I hold one in today for the planet"? Let's get together on this, it's bi-partisan, it's non-racial, it crosses economic boundries. rich and poor alike, we can all Hold one in. Pass it along to a friend..... the message, not the gas.